I Use My Blog For The Powers Of Good, (mostly…)

A friend of mine recently brought up a statement I pondered for a few days.  ”Kate,” (she said as her hand flipped the dinner spoon back and forth,) “You blog about everything else.  See if your blog can find you someone worth it.”  I tell job seekers daily to be willing to be transparent about their wants and offerings to be successful.  With a few helpful tips and great  input from patient friends and my current soul-mate, (Red Mambo Wine,) here it is:

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Intelligent, authentic and always polite girl seeks scathingly-hot, witty, and entirely single man who is either gloriously English, or can fake an accent like its nobody’s business.

• Long walks on the beach are preferred, but will be immediately and happy replaced with incredible conversation over dinner and erupting giggles that makes all other  restaurant patrons quite jealous.
• I value integrity and emotional availability and the presence of no missing teeth.  Blue eyes, a delicious grin and tight abs mean nothing to be unless you have a truly good heart. I’ll trade all the above for someone who is of firm character and open beliefs with values that bring those around them higher.  Be influential and inspiring.
• Must love small children, (preferably red-headed, addicted to macaroni and cheese with a sing-song voice and enough impetuous chatter to put all other preschoolers to shame.) Titles besides boyfriend may include:  junglegym, referee, lover, partner and most importantly: Laser Tag Opponent.
• Must hate drama and hanging up the phone when angry and unable to communicate with adult words.  Must love conversations that start with, “If I was an aardvark...” or “Because of the state of the current economy...”
• Be willing to tell me when I’m wrong with enough love in the sentence that I care more about hearing your position than defending my honor.
• Have his own personality, goals, schedule and friends, but willing to share all the in-betweens.
• Non-Smoker, Non-Cat-Owner, and thoroughly non-bullsh*t.