God dammit… even -he- got married. 
(Thanks, S.)
They’ll be happy… until: she comes home at the end of the day gets to talking about every little thing that’s on her mind like that one lady at work who is so mean to her and talks about her behind her back and don’t you think that’s just mean and she saw this really nice handbag at the store, but she didn’t buy it because she doesn’t have anything to go with it, but maybe she should buy a nice blouse that would be perfect with it because it’s always nice to do something for yourself once in a while because how can you possibly like other people if you don’t like yourself and OMG that reminds me of what happened on Grey’s Anatomy with the hot doctor who was being so selfish and I can really see how people can have low self-esteem when other people treat them that way, so you wouldn’t ever treat me that way would you, honey, and why did you hesitate when you answered that, aren’t you listening to me, you don’t think what I have to say is important, well maybe you think I’m fat, which is a laugh, but you don’t really think that, do you, I mean I guess I could lose a few pounds, then I could fit into my skinny pants again and that would really show that lady at work, wouldn’t it, blah blah blah. He is incapable of getting up and walking away. (joeycolby- fark.com)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7692672.stm
