Monthly Archives: October 2008

Someone always leaves…

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be ever at your back.  May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rain fall softly on your fields.  And until we meet again, may God hold you in the hollow of his hand.  ~Irish Blessing I think we have to make…

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For all those men who believe there’s no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free…Currently 80% of women are against marriage, too, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounces of sausage it’s not worth buying the whole pig….

So I ran faster But you caught me here Yes my loyalties turned Like my ankle In the seventh grade Running after Billy Running after the rain These precious things Let them bleed Let them wash away These precious things let them break Their hold over me He said you’re really an ugly girl But…

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See? It’s just that my expectations were too high…

God dammit… even -he- got married. (Thanks, S.) They’ll be happy… until:   she comes home at the end of the day gets to talking about every little thing that’s on her mind like that one lady at work who is so mean to her and talks about her behind her back and don’t you think…

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Blunt-Gate, 2008

The corporation in which I work for has a very strict, “Zero tolorance” policy towards any shenanigans… especially ones of the sexual or drug paraphernalia variety.  I’ll start the story, there. I come in this morning, midly-caffeinated on hatred for all men I reside with, (including the dog who can’t keep my stilettos out of…

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